today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out
“MY BOOBS HURT”
“I NEED A MAN”
“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”
“I CANT DRIVE”
“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
(Source: drarna, via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
(Source: peewentz, via mitunas-choice-rump)
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
(via thekidwiththehats)
when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier then them
Those chunky potato fry things are delicious.
they are called smiley fries you uncultured shit
In the UK they’re smiley faces
(via mitunas-choice-rump)
how am i supposed to get a boyfriend i cant even get anons
(via mylifescanvas)
